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George Corley Wallace
(213.114.228.194) on 9/5/2006 - 4:34 p.m. says: ( 10 views
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"Well, well, well. I'm back...."
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The Dark Lord finally let me out of the dung pit. He said I was screwing around too much on the internet and to quit wasting so much time. I told him that Cornelia whadn't too busy right now. He went over to see here and she was drunk and was entertaining a bunch of state troopers. Well, Lucifer got mad and made me hang out in the dung pit upside down with Big Jim for nearly a year. Lemme tell you something--Big Jim gets old in a hurry. And that odor. Oh well, it's football season so.....
Well, I see that all the Barners are puffed up like a jackrabbit in the spring time. You think that you'll win the national championship. It won't happen. I remember that time that Awbarn beat Bama in '72. I thought about going down and having Al Lingo kick Bear Bryant's derrerie. Then, Bear promised to get me a deal on Old Crow so I let up on him. My prediction is that LSU will beat Auburn, and this board will change colors to purple and gold. Oh yeah, the Capstone will go undefeated this year and play Notre Dame for the national championship. If you don't believe me, you should listen to my boy Liti-Gator. Best damned ambulance chaser money can buy. If you don't believe me, ask Bull Connor. They've had a thing going for years.
This place looks a little different these days. I tried to tell you that you kaint trust no scientist at UAB who has a pony-tail. He done sold out to the almight Yankee dollar. I see though that some people have kept the faith. Speaking of which, where is LT these days? I niss his discussion of cars, guns, and his attempts to sound intelligent. Did his wife sit on him and forget about him? I've got to do some checking on that.
Bear's Boy, you better watch it. Tony the Tiger is still down at the Lower Alabama Re-Education Camp in beautiful Evergreen, Alabama. In fact, he has a free bunk these days, and I'm looking for him a roomate.
I'm gonna be President one day. Just watch and see.
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