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WAR DAMN EAGLE (68.235.147.108) on 5/10/2006 - 6:39 p.m. says: ( 3 views )

"Ahhh, you are mistaken..."

THA Bammer GREED

I believe that this is a deceitful world and that I can count
only on what I swipe through sweetheart deals and back-door handshakes. Therefore, I believe in work, hard work (and a fist-full of Benjamins).

I believe in learn’n, which gives me the knowledge to work
wisely and trains my mind to pass on the tradishun of my forefathers .

I believe in class, without which I cannot
rub my past ill-gotten glories in the face of my fellow man

I believe that there is no price that can be placed on a blue chip recruit, in a rich booster and a spirit that is not afraid of rules and regulations, and in bammer sports that develop these qualities.

I believe in obedience to the law of Bhar because it protects the rights of all.

I believe in the divine touch, which cultivates sympathy with my
fellow non-bammer men and mutual helpfulness to extol the virtues of bammer which brings happiness for all.

I believe in my program, because it is a land of greatness and
because it is my own home, and that I can best serve that
program by displaying bammer class, loving Gentleman Jack, and walking melancholily
with Bhar.

And because Bammer men and their cousins believe in these things,
I believe in Bammer and love it. RTR

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