1. The reassembly of Pangaea is now officially complete.
2. Astronauts return from 10th mission to Neptune.
3. Scientists estimate the shift in the Earth's axial tilt to be 12.5 degrees.
4. Aliens set to return to Remulak via comet are delayed due to comet's late arrival.
5. Bama fans blame season on NCAA sanctions incurred during the early 2000's of the Holocene period.
