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(66.0.3.2) on 12/16/2005 - 3:06 p.m. says: ( 4 views
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"It wasn't so hard"
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Hobbes and I set Price up. We decided to do this one night when we were running a black ops operation out of Guatemala. We were bored after watching a "senior governement official" spend 10 hours in a bordello and we started shooting tequila to pass the time. When we finished the bottle, we kidnapped a body guard and "interrogated" him with a hand cranked generator just for fun. When were bored with that, Hobbes got Franchione's cell phone number and started out just making prank calls like Bart Simpson does to Moe. Franchione finally says, "This is Tuberville, isn't it?" Hobbes says, "Yes it is and I'm looking for some action in P'cola this weekend. Got any good phone numbers?" He gives us the name of Destiny, her number and tells us where we can find her. We knew Price would be an easy mark because we had been tempting him for weeks with co-ed plants in T-Town and he was always ready to go. Just to make sure, we spiked his blood pressure meds with Viagra. It all fell nicely into place when he started chugging Jack and Coke on the golf course. By the time he hit 18, he could have been poured in a bottle himself. The beer wench on the golf course was on our payroll and she had been flirting with him all day. He was ready to go off. All he needed was for someone to light his fuse. He offered Richt $100 to drive him to a "gentlemen's club" and Richt (not knowing what a "gentlemen's club is) talked him down to $50 and put him in a cab. Once he was there, all I had to do is make sure the inevitable happened. I was dressed in a mullet wig and a wife beater and told him I was a big Bama fan. I fanned ten $100 bills down on the table and they were on us like McClover on Brodie. He had a good ole time, but the next thing he remembers is waking up that next morning with his pants down around his ankles and his head pounding like Britt's after T. J. Jackson had played the bongos on it. He smelled like puke and cheap perfume. I snapped some photos, went to eat breakfast and called Hobbes who was in Malaysia torturing Al Qaeda operatives by making them sing "Yea Alabama" for 20 hours straight. The rest is history.
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