1. Get up and hit my bottle of Dickle
2. Call Stabler and tell him to pick up his new car
3. Call Logan and tell him to up the ante on that Memphis defensive lineman
4. Sign the 16th four star QB for the season because Auburn hinted they might want him
5. Make the regular deposit in the Swiss Bank Account
6. Go to the State Store for supplies
7. Send the whores over to the athletic dorm, scholastic achievement is falling off
8. Bribe another bowl adminstrator
9. Buy another hat . . . can't get puke stains out of current one
10. Send Mal on another money drop in Mississippi
11. Make no excuses for winning national championships before the bowl and getting crushed in the bowl
12. Make up witty derogatory remark about Auburn that will not be classified as classless 25 years from now
13. Passout under Denny Chimes
