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WAR DAMN EAGLE
(68.153.185.249) on 11/8/2005 - 10:43 a.m. says: ( 13 views
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"It's like a hurricane or tornado."
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(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 11/8/2005 - 10:46 a.m.) We neeed to come up with a grading scale like the Saffir-Simpson or Fujita. You know, all hurricanes and tornados suck, it's just a question of degree of suckiness. Thus is the lounge. We could call it the Native System.
1 Native = normal suckage factor
2 Natives = slightly elevated suckage.
3 Natives = increased suckage factor. This level of suckage has the ability to make small children cry
4 Natives = suckage has noticeably increased. May coincide with a "visit" from Hobbes.
5 Natives = Major Suckage Achieved! From here on, after the suckage passes BIGJOE may be seen handing out supplies of flashlights, mirrors, and maps.
6 Natives = Major Suckage Achieved! Today, George Bush sent someone’s kid to war for oil after kicking their dog.
7 Natives = Major Suckage Achieved! Two words… “Cultural Diversity”
8 Natives =Major Suckage Achieved! Wayne threatens to institute “scorched earth” policy on banning IP’s
9 Natives =Major Suckage Achieved! The train wreck has gotten to the point where you are actually considering getting back to work.
10 Natives = Major Suckage Achieved! board up your windows and cover your ass, the lounge is going to suck in another cat 5 storm.
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