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Owl
(209.56.200.119) on 11/1/2005 - 5:24 p.m. says: ( 4 views
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"Buy Owl's Giant Asteroid Car Insurance."
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(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 11/1/2005 - 5:25 p.m.) You wouldn't think about driving your car without insurance against an accident, would you?
Your automobile is one of your largest investments, and it makes sense to have it covered so that you can recoup your losses in the case of an untimely crash.
But even the worst traffic crash won't completely destroy your investment; if your car is totalled, you can still get back some of your loss by selling your car for scrap.
However, a greater risk lurks out there, one that can zero your investment in an instant, and one your insurance doesn't cover!
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For only $115 a month, Owl's Giant Asteroid Car Insurance will pay out 100% of the replacement value of your vehicle if it is totalled in the impact of a multi-mile-wide asteroid. Protect your investment now! CALL 1-888-BIG-ROCK today.
Offer not available in all areas. Payout contingent on the continuity of the banking industry in the event of catastrophic impact and proof from owner that baseline precautions were to protect insured vehicle from impact. Asteroid or other space debris making impact must be greater than 2 miles in diameter along the smallest axis. I'm not actually offering insurance, but I'll take your money anyway. Void where prohibited.
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