(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 10/27/2005 - 10:41 a.m.)1) The hurricane season is almost over. It is unfortunate that several of our WAB regulars, as well as other mudduck contributors, had to endure yet another dangerous and damaging storm. Most believe Wilma's path over Florida was driven south by the presence of a cold front and the already ravaged Gulf Coast, as a result, was spared another deadly storm. Others hypothesize that the path was influenced by suckage from a certain portion of the mudduck server located in South Florida.
2) What Bob Davie lacks in eloquence, he more than makes up for in ineptitude.
3) Auburn will beat Ole Miss so savagely that the mule rental market will be nationalized, step children will be shipped out to work camps, yard dogs will be euthanized, and all hair care companies will discontinue products designed for coloring hair red.
Gosh almighty.
