I vote on principle.
I pay my debts, on time.
My wife and I have only Puritanical sex; we only do it missionary style.
She is a lady and just lies there. quietly and never makes a sound through out the entire 30 seconds.
ITs been like that through out our wonderful marriage together. The firs six months she would ask if it was in all the way, but she stopped that after a few weeks.
I love my kids.
They are so pure that changing their little nappies is fun, because their sweet little baby poo smealls like roses.
I rarely have to beat them anymore, and when I do, I never have to use that old 2 x 4.
I want some ice tea.
With mint in it.
Ice tea with mint is the proper way to drink tea.
No lemon.
No artifical sweeteners, unless its saccharine.
I heard a funny joke the other day.
I luaghed at it.
It was funny, not inappropriate.
