1) It is possible to be thought boring while still possessing a sense of humor, or so says a wise man.
2) People will argue until the cows come home about whether being a smart ass is a product of environment or the manifestation of some genetic predisposition to express ideas. Some of these arguments will be boring; others humorless; and many will just plain suck.
3) Auburn will beat Western Kentucky like a yard dog in the brief moments that its first teamers are in the game; its second string will beat Western Kentucky like a rented mule; and its third string will spank the Hilltoppers like ugly, redheaded stepchildren.*
* And no, I don't have anything against redheads. Parentage is of no concern of mine, either. Ugly? Well, two out of three ain't bad.
