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JAZZTIGER
(67.32.31.9) on 8/2/2005 - 10:55 a.m. says: ( 7 views
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"This is Alabama Football"
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It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.
It's worshipping an old dead drunk.
It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to tuscaloser and still thinking you were innocent.
It's losing 3 in a row and 4 of 5 to your arch-rival and still maintaining an air of superiority.
It's being too stupid to realize your total irrelevance.
It's rolling baby, it's rolling.
It's sinking so low that you brag about being up at half-time against your archrival, and then calling your archrival a red-headed step-sister.
It's sinking so low that the best insult you can come up with for your archrival's fans is to throw sugar packets at them while they're kicking your a** on your home field...again.
It's never beating your archrival in your home stadium, named after the dead drunk, and claiming your archrival has an inferiority complex.
It's claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain recognizes you with more than 6.
It's making fun of your archrivals "half a national championship," when most of the ones you claim were shared.
It's claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi State and Vandy.
It's claiming national championships retroactively.
It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.
It's being more jealous of your archrival's 2 Heisman trophies than your archrival is of any of your national championships, real or imagined.
5 coaches in 5 years
2 probations for cheating in less than 10 years
worse record and winning percentage than AU in the last 20 years
Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game
Moral victory after moral victory
Having a coach with less career wins than Tub got in one year
Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players
Being mediocre for over 20 years
Being a national laughingstock and not even realizing it
delusion delusion delusion
Counting your 1/2 MNC's as a whole
accepting and claiming MNC's from any and everybody that will offer one but laughing at others that might
Knowing your the best team everytime you get beat
Knowing that the refs are against you
Knowing that the NCAA is against you
Knowing that UT owns you
Mike Price
It is watching you go through 4 coaches in 2 years.
It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP, and Texas A&M.
It is having your 5th choice for HC turn you down.
It is having the Football Stadium at Duke named after a coach who used Alabama as a stepping stone.
It is asking if "Got Twelve?" refers to the number of players in your history that weren't bought and payed for.
It is watching Tommy Tuberville AND Phil Fulmer having as many SEC wins at BDS as your own Head Coach
It is dreaming of a day when you could beat Tennessee 3 times in 15 months.
It is remembering when losing by any margin at home to your arch rival didn't make them fall in the polls.
It is hoping that Northern Illinois doesn't show up again to ruin Homecoming.
It is reminiscing of Shula's Greatest Game - a win over Southern Miss.
It is offering Ole Miss walk-ons Football Scholarships.
It is sharing a home field with the Blazers.
It is being proudly named the "Crimson Tide" after merely tying Auburn in a football game - and broadcasting that fact to the world on your website.
It is being called "The Thin Red Line".
It is fans proudly displaying toilet raper rolls and empty detergent boxes when the whole world can see that you don't know how to use either.
It is a Million Dollar Band and a Two Million Dollar Defensive Line.
It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named the Tigers and yelling "War Eagle" when you're called the Crimson Tide and have an Elephant walk the sidelines.
It is having your head football coach make less than the head basketball coach.
It is Phyllis of Mulga being the prettiest face in the Bama crowd.
It is giving your head coach a contract extension after going 4-9 and 6-6.
It is giving your head coach a contract where he can earn a bonus for winning 7 games - and the bonus remaining unpaid.
It is throwing bricks through your coach's window after a 10 win season.
It is knowing that Notre Dame takes pride in saying "well, at least we're not as bad as Alabama".
It is bragging about playing your arch rival close but losing with your third string QB, third string FB, and third string RB when just 2 years prior your arch rival beat you with their second string QB, fourth string FB, and fourth string RB on your own field.
It is "forgetting" how to pronounce "TSDTR" and forgetting to show up to the game to back it up.
It is running off the last coach that won you a National Championship.
It is having a head coach realize that the ugliest stripper in Pensacola was prettier than the Alabama coaching job.
It is running off your backup QB by playing him with a concussion.
It is having a losing record since January 1st 2000.
It is having a football field that is as wilted as the football team.
It is tarnishing the legend of your greatest coach by playing an incoherant drunken sound-clip at the beginning of each football game.
It is being the fourth best football team in your state.
It is refusing to play those teams unless mandated by the state government.
It is scoring 20 whole points in 3 centuries against your arch-rival on campus.
It is forfietting games for playing an ineligible player for an entire season.
It is getting caught cheating while still on probation.
It is having the AD with the most experience hiring Head Coaches in the nation, yet worst track record.
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