(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 1/3/2005 - 1:16 p.m.)
to FSU, when I was HC at Auburn in their 1993 undefeated season, the Bowden family, and other self promoting pearls.
Tirico: Gee Terry, when you found out that your job at Auburn was in jeopardy did it ever occur to you that the manly thing to do and the right thing for the fans and players to do would be to stand up to the Powers That Be like Sonny Smith and Tommy Tuberville did and fight for your job ? Do you attribute the fact that you didn't to your lack of moral courage or that you're a spoiled brat or is it a combination of both?
Tirico: Terry, is your brother Jeff really as stupid as his play calling makes him appear?
Tirico: Terry, Stephen Davis led the NFL in Touchdowns and Rushing? Who is dumber: you for not giving him the onion to tote more, or your dad for letting Jeff have the keys to the car at FSU?
Tircio: Terry, does your brother Steve have any investment advice he might want to pass on to our viewers?
Tirico: Terry, Did Steve get to coach the prison team? Was it anything like The Longest Yard? Is he bummed that OJ beat the rap and didn't qualify?
Tirico: Terry, who did that stained glass of your dad at FSU? Was that commissioned so that Jeff's playcalling wouldn't be the stupidest thing on campus? Or did Chris Rix accomplish that?
Tirico: Terry: two words: Fred Beasely. Fred Beasely. Terry, why? Why? Why?