(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 11/28/2004 - 9:36 p.m.)...of your computer and transported it to a bizzarro parallel universe not unlike our own. Imagine in this bizzarro parallel universe, AUBJ's opposite was a rabid Alabama fan who posted regularly on the bizzarro world TiderInsider as UABIGJOE.
Imagine now that in this bizzarro world, the 'real' AUBJ was forced into a "Kervorkian Death Siege" with the bizzarro world UABJ: an internet power-struggle to determine which side was the more dominant personality and which would win out by sheer force of argumentative power?
The resulting dialogue between these two competing dualities would make about as much sense as the chain of logic in your average TI post, be it bizzarro or otherwise.
We could only hope that a bizzarro world Spock would be able to sort the whole thing out!
