This thread has it all...CLASSIC!
"You're an ass."
"It's MR ASS to you."
"Oh yeah?...well, you can't spell."
"Well, your grammar sucks."
"My dad can beat up your dad."
"My dad's a quadraplegic."
"Oh. Well...your mom's a whore."
"That's NOT my mom...that's my dad wearing his Cher costume."
"I can pee farther than you."
"Ok, now you're starting to get personal."
"A true Christian never brags about his pee-distance."
"If you had a clue, you'd know that my real name is Sonny Bono."
"Really? I've always been attracted to Sonny Bono. Seriously."
"Let's meet somewhere so I can kick your ass."
"Okay, great...some things are WORTH fighting for, and THIS is one of those things."
"There's nothing I take MORE seriously than arbitrary insults from an anonymous internet personality."
"Me too, but I also like to kick ass when Bammer Fans refer to Auburn as 'Cowtown'."
"I'm short and fat."
"You're ugly too."
"True."
"Don't AGREE with me!"
"I've got a PHD."
"I've got a STD."
"I make more money than you."
"I invest wiser than you."
"What was the point of this thread?"
"Um, something about the BCS...I think."
"The BCS sucks."
"First intelligent thing you've said."
"No, SECOND intelligent thing I've said."
"Whatever. War Eagle."
"War Eagle."
