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I see where Semper has been trying to conjure me up with a little black magic. Lemme tell you somethin' boy. Aint nobody messes with ole' George's body and gets away with it. I'll get Al Lingo after your derriere faster than ticks on a coon dog. Al's a good trooper. He just got a little excited at the bridge in Selma, but everybody has their bad days.
Roy Moore has been my pupil for years. His folks were good friends of mine. All those folks around Gadsden were pretty good people that you could rely on. Anyway, Moore has an issue that is worthy. If you had any damn sense, you'd try to live up to the Ten Commandments. Sure wouldn't hurt any. Anyway, Alabama aint never gonna be ready to elect somebody like Charles Barkley.
We're still partying down here over Dubya's victory last week. All of the red states sent them liberals a message in Washington, DC. The Dark Lord did some campaigning for Bush as well. It's an old game of the Master. He likes to support candidates the opposite of what you expect. See everyone expects him to like Kerry but he fools ya like that. Anyway, Bush is gonna do alright as long as he avoids the sauce. Course those daughters of his would drive me to drink something fierce. Two ditzes if I evah saw 'em. I thought Cornelia was bad when she holed-up (pun intended) on the state yacht and went through state troopers like butter. Damn, that woman could drink. Well those Bush twins remind me of Cornelia. I wonder if they are prone to drink? Then, I might wonder....
John Forbes Kerry is taking a few days off at the Lurleen Wallace Re-Education Center in beautiful Evergreen, Alabama. They are bunking with Tony the Tiger and ole' Bull Connor in the Lisa Taylor Wallace Bunkhouse. We thought 'bout committin' John Edwards, but he's too much of a fancy boy for us. That's the reason he's over at the Ross Barnett Center for Advanced Caucasian Genetic Abnormalities Center in Philadelphia, Mississippi. Right now, Theodore "THE MAN" Bilbo is giving that Breck Girl hair a once over. After that, Kirk Fordice is gonna kick his ass a little. If you don't watch it Semper, I'll have to send a trooper to have you committed. Don't be talking nomore about farts, birthin' babies, or homosexual fantasies--or else! Remember these four lettter words: soap and work!
I'm gonna be President one day. Just wait and see.
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