if he would outlaw the DH.
And metal bats,
and the JUMBO-TRON
and the in the grasp rule in the NFL. Also get rid of the offsides call in Hockey while he's at it. Or at least make it so the rule is intelligible to the average fan. Also guaranteed contracts in the NBA--get rid of them. Also if he would make Shaq do the granny shot for free throws like Rick Berry did, I know it looks gay, but you think any one is going to tell Shaq that?
And proscribe the death penalty for people who refuse to walk on escalators and don't even move over to the side so those of us who do walk on escalators can walk and pass them. And for those old retired farts who have all week to do their shopping but wait until the weekend and crowd up the Publix for those of us who are being sucked dry to pay their Social Security and work all week. And for people who drive slow in the fast lane.
