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mr. crankcase
(192.132.3.83) on 5/28/2004 - 7:42 p.m. says: ( 7 views
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"YOU ARE A MUCH SMARTER AUB THAN MR. CRANKCASE"
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HAD PREVIOUSLY UNDERSTOOD.
THAT BOY NEEDED TO LEARN THAT WHEN YOU ARE IN A FOXHOLE WITH 100,000 HEATHEN CHINESE SHOOTING AT YOUR POSITION AND THE DAMN GOVERNMENT ISN'T OFFERING NO FREE RIDE HOME TO DISNEY LAND ON A 747 THEN YOU BETTER DAMN HAVE HAD SOMEBODY SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD A FEW TIMES UNTIL THE BLOOD RUN OUT YOUR NOSTRILS.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CRANKCASE WE DIDN'T WEAR NO FANCY HELMETS OR WHAT NOT. WE PLAYED FOOTBALL IN OUR SKIVVIES CAUSE IF MAMA CRANKCASE CAUGHT WIND THAT WE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL AND RIPPED OUR OVERHAULS THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY AT SUPPERTIME. WE WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL SOMEBODY BROKE A NOSE OR GOT SEVERAL TEETH KNOCKED OUT. OF COURSE WE WAS BUDDIES AND ALL. THOSE OF US WITHOUT A SET OF FALSE TEETH WE CALLED A BUNCH OF PUSSIES. WHICH THEY WAS.
LOSING A LIMB OR A FEW TEETH AIN'T NOTHING. FOOTBALL BUILDS CHARACTER AND MAKES YOU MAN. YOU AREN'T A MAN IF YOU DON'T HOBBLE AROUND LIKE YOU'RE 75 YEARS OLD WHICH I'VE DONE SINCE I WAS TWENTY BUT I BET I COULD TAKE YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A MUCH SMARTER THAN AVERAGE AUB.
BUT OF COURSE THE KID WAS PLAYING BASKETBALL AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT KIND OF FOLKS PLAY BASKETBALL. OLD SKEETER WOULDN'T NEVER MAKE IT ON THE COURT.
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