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George Clinton
(192.132.3.83) on 5/16/2004 - 7:36 p.m. says: ( 5 views
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"Free your mind,"
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and your ass will follow.
(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 5/16/2004 - 6:12 p.m.)(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
...P.I.N.S...THE UP-ROAR OVER THE IRAQI PRISON SCANDAL...CELL-PHONE USE IN PUBLIC PLACES...LIBERALS IN GENERAL (JOHN KERRY & HILLARY CLINTON IN PARTICULAR...QUEERS IN GENERAL (QUEER MARRIAGES IN PARTICULAR)...BLEEDING HEART TALKING HEADS IN GENERAL (BLOND-HAIRED BIMBO BLEEDING HEART TALKING HEADS IN PARTICULAR)...THE KENNEDYS IN GENERAL (THE POPULAR MEDIA'S CONTINUED INSISTENCE THAT SOMEHOW THE ENTIRE SLEAZE-BALL FAMILY REPRESENTS SOME TRAGIC LOST IDEAL IN PARTICULAR)....BICYLCISTS ON PAVED ROADWAYS IN GENERAL (BICYCLING "COMMUTERS" IN PARTICULAR --HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE "COMMUTERS" AND NOT JUST SOMEONE WHO CAN'T AFFORD A CAR? BECAUSE THEY WEAR THOSE NERDY HELMETS -- THE ONES WITH ATTACHED REARVIEW MIRRORS ON THEM -- ALONG WITH THEIR TIE AND EUROPEAN NERD SHOES-- ALL SO THE WORLD WILL PAT THEM ON THE BACK FOR BEING SO "ENVIROMENTALLY AWARE")....THE AUBURN FACULTY SENATE....ANYONE THAT CRITICIZES BOBBY LOWDER WHO HASN'T CONTIBUTED AT LEAST 1/4 OF LOWDER'S MONETARY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE SCHOOL....POP-PYSCHOLOGY TALKING HEADS WHO SAY THAT NO PERSON OR NO THING CAN MAKE YOU ANGRY --ONLY YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF ANGRY....TEENAGERS...HOLLYWOOD...FELONIOUS TRAITORS IN GENERAL (BILL CLINTON IN PARTICULAR)...THOSE GRANDSTANDING SENATORS GRILLING RUMSFIELD FOR POLITICAL EFFECT....ANYONE WHOSE VOCABULARY REGULARLY INCLUDES THE PHRASE "NO BLOOD FOR OIL"....CERTAIN PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD (THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE...I'M SURE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL) ...PEOPLE WHO BLOCK THE AISLES WITH THEIR CART WHILE SHOPPING....BRATTY KIDS IN GENERAL (BRATTY KIDS IN SITCOMS OR MOVIES IN PARTICULAR)....NARROW MINDED POLITICALLY CORRECT DO-GOODERS WHO THINK THEY HAVE AN "OPEN MIND"....OUR BLOATED FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN GENERAL (ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR ANY DEPARTMENT CREATED AFTER TEDDY ROOSEVELT IN PARTICULAR)....THE ACLU...THE MORONS WHO ARE SO BUSY WISHING TO CATCH UP WITH ATLANTA, THEY WISH TO SPEND UNTOLD MILLIONS TO BUILD A DOME SO 300 PEOPLE CAN WATCH CARVER HIGH PLAY PARKER HIGH....PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THAT BIN LADEN AND HIS ILK MISREPRESENT "TRUE ISLAM"...CALLING THE DEPARTMENT OF WELFARE AND INCOME REDISTRUBTION THE DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN RESOURCES....ALL DEMOCRATS (WITH THE NOTABLE EXCEPTION OF ZELL MILLER)....MARINE OFFICERS THAT CLAIM THEY ARE LIBERALS (WITH THE NOTABLE EXCEPTION OF SEMPER FI -- HE JUST PISSES ME OFF FROM TIME TO TIME!!!) ...FDR...LBJ...ANGRY FEMINAZIS IN GENERAL (WHOEVER THE HAIRY-LEGGED DYKE IN CHARGE OF N.O.W. IN PARTICULAR)...THE DEGRADATION OF OUR POPULAR CULTURE -- POPULAR USED TO MEAN SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES -- NOW IT MEANS TOTAL GARBAGE UNFIT FOR ANYONE WITH SOUND MORALS AND A SOUND MIND....RAP MUSIC IN GENERAL (THE MORONS WHO DRIVE AROUND WITH THAT GARBAGE BLASTING OUT OF THEIR CAR WINDOWS IN PARTICULAR)....DIANE SAWYER...BABA WAWA...AL GORE...POINTED HEADED "ACADAMECIANS" WHO CAN'T FIND THEIR FANNIES WITH A MAP, A MIRROR, OR A FLASHLIGHT....ANYONE WHO HAS EVER WATCHED MORE THAN ONE EPISODE OF "FRIENDS"....AL FRANKLIN IN GENERAL (PEOPLE WHO THINK HE IS WITTY IN PARTICULAR)...ABORTION "RIGHTS"....$200,000 "MASS TRANSIT" BUSSES WHICH TO RUN ON PROPANE TO SAVE THE ENVIROMENT WITH 2 PASSENGERS ON THEM, WHO, MORE THAN LIKELY, ARE WINOS...JEFFERSON COUNTY GOVERMENT...ANY LOCAL NEWS IN GENERAL (LOCAL NEWS PROMOTING "AMERICAN IDOL" OR ANY OTHER TELEVISION SHOW AS NEWS IN PARTICULAR)...USING "HOMELESS" TO REFER BUMS....BAMMER SUB-WAY ALUMNI WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN CLOSER TO BRYANT-DENNY THAN MCADORY STADIUM DURING HOMECOMING....AND MUCH-MUCH MORE....
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