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Hobbes
(208.57.204.148) on 4/12/2004 - 8:00 p.m. says: ( 7 views
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"How to Get Deleted, Have Your Profile Locked and "
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(EDITED BY ADMIN: 4/13/2004 - 11:25 a.m.) (EDITED BY AUTHOR: 4/12/2004 - 9:12 p.m.)
Get your IP banned in eight easy steps:
a. Show up on a fall Saturday Night after Tub does/says something that could be construed as classless/self serving or after an Auburn loss and with no posting histroy start talking about how Tub is dragging Auburn down. This works just about everytime its been tried. If you want to try this outside of football season do a varient. Point out the obvious; Auburn has three nicknames; Bobby Lowder has too much power; Cliff Ellis is not fresh; Swimming is our most consistent sport; our basketball players are tall.
b. Be stupid. Do something like try to link a story that is in your hotmail box. For example
http://auburn.nu/board/display.pl?page=1=read=473707
Being stupid rarely works in and of itself. You usually have to combine it with something else.
c. Make nothing but political posts. Don't try to find out the personalities of anyone involved here and make boad brush catergorizations. Don't start out making sports posts or try to gain any respect. Remember if people disagree with you its either because they hate Bush or they are a Ditto-Head. There is no middle ground. People have no variety of opinion. Be just like the liberal guy who sent me an e-mail accusing Wayne of being part of the Religious Right. Or the Right Winged guy who calls me a liberal. Speaking of which:
d. When you feel that the board is not being administered to your likings be sure and bitch about it on the board rather than send the admins. a note via the handy-dandy e-mail admins. button Wayne has installed. The Administration of this Board is being paid big bucks by Wayne and we have paid staff on hand 24 hours a day to monitor it. So bitch away. (I'm looking at you, Right Wing)
e. When you do bother to e-mail, be sure to allow the same condesceding tone you use on the board to come through in the e--mail. I for one enjoy going to bat for someone and then have that someone insult me, the Board, my faith and my family.
f. Demand that certain topics be deleted and that certain points of view be prohibited. Remember, its your opinion and only yours that matters on any subject no matter how ill informed you might be on the subject.
g. Come up with as many fake names as you can, but be sure to employ method b, above and be stupid, posting all from the same IP #. Claim that you have lots of co-workers that agree with you and thats who the others are. When you complain by e-mail put the "co-workers" on your "CC" list, but again use method "b" and use non-existent e-mails addresses (better if the domain doesn't even exist) for you co-workers.
h. Complain that its All a Part of the World Jewish Conspiracy. No matter what "it" is.
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