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George Corley Wallace
(66.119.34.39) on 3/22/2004 - 8:13 p.m. says: ( 6 views
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"Well, the Big Guy down here let me out...."
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for a while. Kaint quite figah it out though. The Master seems a bit perturbed lately about that Passion movie. Let me tell ya' something. Be nice to your mama, your neighbors, and go to church because that's all that matters. Well, that and segregation, but that's another story.
I see here that you been havin' some trouble with a trouble-making, dirty, lazy, college-educated, hippie who keeps achangin' his moniker. Well, SuperBlackie/Major Oglivie/mr. underwood/Fountain of Truth, I've got a couple of four letter words for you: soap and work! If you kaint get your private life in order then the Great State of Alabama will be glad to give you an assist. We can save ya' a bunk in the Lurleen Wallace Re-Education facility down in beautiful Evergreen, Alabama. I can fix it up so that you can have Tony's old bunk. After he kept falling for the soap on the shower floor routine, he finally wized up and has become a productive member of society--he's Al Lingo's assistant. You remember ole' Al and the bridge in Selma.
Well, as long as I'm out of the brimstone for a minute, let me talk about politics. Bob Riley is an idiot. I thought Guy Hunt was a stupid Republican but Riley takes the cake. He puts a measure on the ballot without checking to make sure he bought enough votes? Then, he catches heat for the tax program failing. How in the world did the voters of Alabama stoop so low to vote for such a Perrier-sipping idiot? After he lost, he didn't know what to do either. Why, if it were me, I would have shouted something like, "look at those pointy-head bureaucrats with their hands in YOUR pockets." Maybe he could tell 'em, "people in Alabama are just as smart as people in every other state, and we got the laws to prove it." Even this would have worked, "the reason everybody looks down on Alabama is that they are jealous of our pure, unadulterated, Anglo-Saxon culture, and...." Oh, I got carried away.
Let's send'em a message!
I'm gonna be President one day. Just wait and see.
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