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DBamaC
(138.26.105.43) on 2/27/2004 - 3:54 p.m. says: ( 33 views
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"Why of course,"
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That's what being a Lutheran's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to him, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Luthuranism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers,Black Mambos,Crocodile Ribs; sheaths that are designed not only to protect but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress. Have I got one? Well no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: 'Harry I want you to sell me a "condom". In fact today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Lutheran.
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