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Leander Perez (66.119.34.39) on 12/18/2003 - 2:21 p.m. says: ( 3 views )

"Leander Perez here, Boss of Plaquemines Parish..."

I hears ol' Strom got caught in the woodpile, but that ain't no big deal....down here in Plaquemines Parish we like a little chicory in our coffee, if you know what I mean....We got mulattoes, mestizos, quatroons, octaroons, you name it....We got all kinds and Essie Mae Washington-Williams is gonna fit in real nice down here. I's a reformed man after paying Bishop Rummell that indulgence to get in up here. Don't get me wrong--race was important. Look at that idiot George Wallace. I used to tickle his ears and give him money for various and asundary projects, but a lots of people actually believed old George but I saw him for the charlatan he wuz. Anyway, hatin' coloreds ain't worth going to Hell for. You better be glad that the Big Guy don't let Earl Long have internet priveleges up here. Earl's a few logs short of a cord. Personally, I think he's an idiot but what do I know. In all fairness, Earl helped me out one time. I had been to see a bunch of those fancy-pants doctors who drive convertibles and like to brag for some help with my hiatus hernia. They didn't knows what to do. Well, Uncle Earl told me to soak that thing in motor oil and it did the trick.

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