I am not particularly interested in taking you on. You seem like a rather, well, edgy person to me, and I don't wish to make you mad. Edgy is not really the right word-maybe more like angry or argumentative. Anyway, it was just a joke, and no harm was intended.
Damn woman! I thought it was obvious that I'm not serious, unlike many of your posts. I guess from now on I'll have to use those emoticons just for you.