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Rebel the Kid
(172.196.186.124) on 12/10/2003 - 1:59 p.m. says: ( 4 views
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"I've got this mess all figured out."
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(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 12/10/2003 - 2:00 p.m.) Wayne, Hobbes, RT and War Damn Rebel all put their heads together and build a time machine. Then send AUBIGJOE back in time with a scowl and that stick from Walking Tall.
AUBIGJOE busts a few kneecaps and stops Lowder from ever coming to Auburn.
Why no one else has thought of this, I don't know. But y'all better get to work. I think I have a wrench or two to contribute to the cause.
But we all have to pitch in:
1. CalvinDawg - you remind us of why time travel should then be used for the good of mindkind.
2. AUSemperFi - you go back and whack Saddam and Bin Laden.
3. Rebel1 - get Vaught some new hair and convince him not to retire for a few more years.
4. Ignatius - inform Toole that Dunces is indeed a masterpiece.
5. Luke - convince Lucas that his idea for some new Star Wars is a bad one.
6. yt - get all your favorite composers together for one hell of a shindig.
7. HepCat - pick up some of your favorite discontinued stereo products.
8. Pooh - go back and record all of your favorite "Bo Knows" commercials.
9. TigerJack - file a preemptive lawsuit against those idiots that threatened you over your webpage.
10. PharmaTiger - invent Viagra.
11. Booty - drop off all of your old porn magazines to the young Jeremy.
12. Hobbes - go back to the AU/A&M Cotton Bowl game, and hit Sherrill in the head with a tomato.
Alright, let's get crackin'.
Kid
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