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Atlanta Tiger
(64.236.221.6) on 12/2/2003 - 10:11 a.m. says: ( 5 views
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"Auburn Creed Redone c. 1998"
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The following is a rewritten Auburn Creed that I sent David Housel 5 years ago:
I believe that this is a material world. Therefore, I believe every man has his price...however high.
I believe in miseducation, and the hopes I can use it skillfully.
I believe in dishonesty and half-truths, without which I cannot pull the wool over the eyes of my fellow man.
I believe in 4-H and all the principles it teaches, except when they take up 1200 free seats for a basketball game.
I believe in obedience to Lowder because it protects my ass.
I believe that when you get stuck between a rock and a hard place, pay the rock to turn soft and replace the hard place with Appalachain State.
I believe in saving my job over the needs of the university, and that I can best serve that university by keeping my job.
And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I am embarrassed to be one.
His reply...a three sentence letter that went something like this:
I received your letter.
I accept the thoughts and criticism it contained.
I hope I can restore your faith in the future.
David
I think it's time time polish it up and sent it again. Thoughts?
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