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rebsrus
(209.214.195.101) on 9/28/2003 - 11:27 a.m. says: ( 3 views
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"A forlorn Rebel's assessment of "
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SEC football in Mississippi.
Why Ole Miss will not win another game this year.
1) We have ZERO run blocking.
2) We have to hold the NCAA record for 6 yard pass completions on third and seven.
3) For some reason "Cutcliffe the Idiot" personna ALWAYS subdues the "Cutcliffe the Mastermind" personna. If it is a game that OM can compete in, he coaches "not to lose" (yet does anyway). (See yesterday, Memphis State, Vandy, LSU last year, Texas Tech last year, Arkansas every year etc.) If there are no expectations to win, suddenly He's like Rockne---our defense is flying all over the place, our running backs all become Herschel Walker, and our receivers catch everything thrown in the same county. (See Florida, Nebraska, Oklahoma, games.)
4) I can think of three separate times last night when Eli threw a third & 7+ pass to a runner in the backfield who had no more chance of getting the 1st down than if Eli had taken a sack. EVERY third and or fourth down pass Texas Tech attempted was "beyond the sticks" and ALMOST every one was sucessful. Cutcliffe can counter that by saying that Eli made the right choice because the wideouts were all covered, but WHY can't they EVER get open on third down?
4) I don't care how bad things get in Tuscaloosa, Bama will Kill us.
5) Our woeful defense is just the repellant needed for "fireronzook.com".
6) Ark. State is chomping at the bit for another Tie". See reason 3.
7) LSU will have us for lunch. Cutcliffe will be proud of our kicker. (7 Field goals We lose 65-21)
8) We continue to help Tommy Tuberville's career by getting killed at Auburn. Even that hack Jason Campbell will look like Unitus against us. He had a great game yesterday. He'll have a better one against us.
9) Lou Holtz's WIFE has forgotten more about coaching and motivating a team than Cutcliffe will ever know..
10) UPig's Matt Jones becomes the NCAA's first 300-300 club member (300 yards passing and 300 yards rushing in a game). Did I mention that our defense is suspect?
11) Cutcliffe will see the justice in MSU "winning one for the old outlaw" and let Eli set a record for completions (66 for 67.............. for 106 yards and 1 TD.)
12) Our defense blows.
"We've obviously got some problems."....David Cutcliffe Master Motivator Clarion Ledger 9/28/03
Why MSU will not win another game this year.
1) Vandy is better
2) Memphis State is better
3) Auburn is better
4) Kentucky is better
5) Bama is better
6) Tennesee is better.
7) Arkansas is better
8) Ole Miss is NOT better but Ole Miss' coach does not yet have had his brain turned to oatmeal.....NOT YET. Jackie has lost it.
"I think every team has the personality of its head coach," Sherrill said this week. "It's like somebody said: 'Describe Jackie'. He said, 'Well, he (Sherrill) could be lying on the ground with his throat cut and bleeding, but you better not get close to him because he'll still find a way to grab you.' What the hell is he talking about? Anyone seen Dale Brown lately?
Oh well.....CUBS WIN!, CUBS WIN!
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