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(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 9/11/2003 - 3:20 p.m.) Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from the rank of 6 aboard the Lowder ship. The mate was an ex-highschool football coach, the Skipper had big ears. Eighty Five passengers set sail that day for a 12 hour tour. An SECCG year.
The weather started getting rough, the Lowder ship was tossed. If not for the bumbling of the brainless crew, USC would be crushed. Georgia Tech would be crushed. The ship ran a ground on the poor excuse of this uncharted defensive style,
with Gilligan, 
the Skipper too, 
the millionare, 
and his wife, 
the movie star, 
the Professor, 
and Mary Ann 
here on Gilligan's isle.
Now this is the tale of the castways, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and the Skipper too, will do their very best, to choke away the SEC, too incompetent for the test. No pass, no run, no freaking clue, not a single neuron fires, like Forrest Gump the bama boy, as primative as can be. So join us here each week my fiends, you're sure to get a smile, from several bonehead coaching moves, here on "Gilligan's Isle."
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