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WAR DAMN EAGLE (67.35.218.176) on 9/7/2003 - 12:57 p.m. says: ( 4 views )

"We suck."

We suck. We suck more than suck. There isn’t a form of “suck” strong enough to describe how much we suck. We are the suckiest sucks that have ever sucked. If you must travel I-85 between now and December, be wary of the strong pulling sensation around exit 51, you might just get sucked off the road. I said I’d give Nallsminger until WKU, but I lied. Its obvious they are beyond help. I’m also sorry to Stoney for suggesting that Campbell might actually be an adequate quarterback if put in the right situations. Well, when you are a 4th year player and can’t complete a #badword#ing screen pass I think that just about seals the deal. I hope Campbell gets his degree, because he doesn’t have a future in football. In fact, I think he is probably the worst quarterback to ever appear in orange and blue. I mean, when you can’t grasp the fact that you actually need to get rid of the ball instead of taking sack after sack, you are beyond help. We saw Jason at the best he could possibly be last season when he was under the guidance of a real coach. Well, now he has a HS coach, and he is playing like a highschool player. Georgia Tech’s quarterback, a true freshman starting in only his second game, is far ahead of Jason. But I don’t want to knock Jason anymore, because he can’t help it that he has no guidance whatsoever. This offense is a joke. #badword#, I would gladly take Mazzone back to be rid of Nallsminger. I thought we were on the right track when we came out and ran the ball on the first series. Hell, they even gave Brandon Johnson two carries. But then, after we drive the ball down inside the 5, what happens? #badword#ing shotgun, a sack, and a fg (but at least we scored). What the #badword#? After Tech’s last TD, I knew we’d abandon the running game. We did. Nall’s obvious incompetence in running an offense has left us woefully inadequate along the offensive line. Nall is obviously in over his head, better to let him go back doing what he knows (something he has shown the ability to do an above average job at doing). And Tubs, if I see you walking around the sideline doing you best dumbose clap anymore I’m going to kick your ass. I know where you house is Tubs, and I’ve got a spare brick laying around somewhere. I bet DT and Dansby are real glad they passed up all that NFL money now. What a cluster #badword#. I think we will lose to Vandy, and I wouldn’t be surprised if WKU whips our ass too (they did win the I-AA national championship last year). I can’t believe I’ve got to watch us suck the rest of the season.

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  • We suck. WAR DAMN EAGLE 9/7/2003 - 12:57 p.m.

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