Two families move from Bagdad to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a
year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's
for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "#badword# you, rag-head!"
