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Top Cat philosopher chef (66.56.49.188) on 10/16/2019 - 6:15 a.m. says: ( 42 views , 10 likes )

"NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP.. . ."

It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this group, but I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and snarky remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me.

Okay... So I like dressing-up in leather clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular penchant for cats of nine tails. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, midgets, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing underwear on my head and brandishing a candle in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

EDIT-  Oh crap! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above...

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