I picked up this midget named Dorothy and we went back to her place. One thing led to another and she brought out a trunk of sex toys. Well, I was not in favor of her using a couple of them on me and she went bat shit crazy. Walked out of her bedroom to find four losers on the sofa drinking PBR and smoking Camels. They were arguing over who was better, Bear or Sabear. Bitch came running after me with a tire iron. Shit got real, fast.
Cops were called.
Dumb ass tall ass hillbilly cop did most of the talking. Thought he was Buford Pusser or something. Probably a bammer based on the glazed look in his eyes.
Anyway.. . .I'm in the slammer. Need a few bucks to get home.
Can you help a brother out?
