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PharmaTiger anonymous snipe artist (209.179.31.166) on 6/13/2017 - 11:53 p.m. says: ( 53 views , 8 likes )

"Jeff Sessions can't recall"

exactly what year it was, but one morning in the late 1980's, whilst eating his Rice Krispies, he said, "Mary, I had the weirdest dream lahst knot.  I was in this big room with lots of long tables and people all around me typing... and all these people with mean faces kept ahsking me questions that ah didn't know how to answer.  Aah was gittin' scared, kinda.  It was one of those dreams that just goes own an own an own.... I thought it would nevah end.  And git this... they kept saying stuff about President Trump!  (laughs)  In mah dream it was Dahnald Trump (laughs).  Isn't that so funny?  and weird?  Anyway, lahk ah said, it was one of those dreams that just drags own an own.... I cain't remembah all of it, but right before ah woke up, this nice man that kept saying his name over and over started askin' me questions.... Ooohh... shoot... what was his name?  Oh yeah, Stuart Smalley... kind of an odd guy (laughs).... Mary, we don't need have pizza for a late knot dinnah anymoah... (laughs)."

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