your collective asses when Tuberville was the HC.
I have sent the NCAA the following email-
To: Mr. Mark Emmert/President NCAA
Dear Mr. Emmert,
It has come to my attention that although the University of Alabama has a lead over Auburn University in the overall football series, they have such little dicks and are so insecure that that is not enough. Apparently the Bama Nation feels that the only games that should be counted are where they have 5 #1 recruiting classes in a row, AND multiple NCs in a 5 year period, AND multiple former head coaches of the PAC 12 on their payrol.
The dark period in Alabama football took place between the years 2002-2007 where by hook or crook Auburn squeaked by Alabama 6 years in a row. To put a Trump spin on it, "People say Auburn cheated. I'm not saying that but people are saying that." Apparently Alabama was at a disadvantage because even though Auburn was led by a catfishing, big eared, fry cook, Bama had employed even sorrier head coaches.
Therefore, I am asking that Auburn forfeit the 2002-2007 games against Alabama and that the records reflect that Alabama bested Auburn in those contests. While you are at it, can you reduce our scholarships by 5/year for the insult to Bama. Any other punishment you feel fit should go to Ole Miss.
I am copying C. Douglas McMillon/CEO Wal-Mart in hopes that this will also result in increased sales of Alabama gear, particularly tube tops and wife beaters
Finally, Auburn Univerity would like to go ahead and submit that for the next 50 years Alabama be allowed to register wins against Auburn because even though Auburn may kick their sorry redneck asses on the field, we do not deserve the Ws despite said ass kickings.
Oh, and #badword# Bama.
Best regards,
Top Cat
Auburn Univerity BS/MS EE 1979
