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I Feel Better About Myself Already
now that fazeboog has eliminated the "feeling fat emoji". If I had only know that I would have gone for the Avocado BLT instead of just a half one. Would have still had them hold the mayonnaise cause that is vile.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/facebooks-feeling-fat-emoji-leaves-users-flat/story?id=29501954
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/facebook-feeling-fat-emoji/story?id=29526158
And also I am safer from gun violence now that that ugly rifle emoji is gone.
http://www.yahoo.com/gma/rifle-emoji-deleted-pressure-tech-companies-175325712--abc-news-topstories.html
I don't think I would have lived so long if I hadn't had my daily affirmations from BIGJOE. He was always so kind and sensitive to my little snowflake pysche. This is why I am so well adjusted.
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The rifle should be replaced with a flint-lock musket emoji, like the one the Founding Fathers used in their correspondence.
"My esteemed friend Alexander, I am truly Laughing Out Loude to your letter dated August the 23rd. It is so true that One Does Not Simply Overthow a King and Create a Constitutional Republic! Please take a moment and examine the enclosed wood engravings depicting cats involved in hilarious situations. Best wishes, and I remind you that should an institution of higher education be built in a yet-to-be named town near the Black Warrior River in what is currently the Mississippi territory, its athletics teams would sucke most foul. Your servant, Thomas"
