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WDE mobile cheeto-eatin dupe artist (107.77.94.33) on 4/8/2016 - 6:47 p.m. says: ( 48 views , 15 likes )

"#badword# a bammer"

So as you all likely know, I married into a big time bammer family. Seriously. They all know where I stand. When we were getting ready for Sissy's arrival I let it be known that any bammer #badword# that comes into my house is not seeing the light of day, it is lgetting burned. Seriously. So the passive agressive response was to gift lots of elephants. We got stuffed elephants, elephant blankets, and elephant onesies. I ain't stupid. I #badword#ing know. So, I have been teaching Sissy about the elephant. The elephant is the world's st00p1dest animal. It eats its own #badword#. I also tell her about the angry dwarf Sabear, who rides his elephant around stealing all the bad girls and boys from theI beds and takes them back to his cave near Tuskaloser, which smells like dirty diapers, and all they have to eat are Brussels sprouts and prune juice.

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