i was in peachtree city visiting my brother in law. And I always go to college collticebles, a small store that sells NCAA branded stuff. I buy somethign for my son every time to brainwash him. asnd for me....
anywhoooo. there is the family of fat asses walking from taco macs to the store. fat bellied man, and extra 60 on his front belt at least. wife was 5'4" and 230. three little future diabetes sufferers in their noticable wake.
as i am turning in to park in front of the store they walk right in front of me and dad shoots me eveil look. they walked right in front of me to make me wait tp park on prupose....and as he turns i see he's wearing bama hat. *very gentle AU front license plate. just a sticker i bought when i saw ovars rolls (no, we're not gay but his buns are delicious.)
great. they go in. my son and I are looking around and jumbo keeps cutting me off, with mrs fatass and the fatettes intrail. twice cutting off me and my son as we are walking. as we are in the AU gear?? it;s like wtf dude.
i am with son and i overdo my vitriol for those ftards sometimes in front of him so i remain calm. sayng nothign and not amking any faces.
We contoinue and make our purchase. and as we are get int he car my son says: dad, i see whay you don't like alabama fans. they smelled like the time i threw up cheetos in your car.
