i was asked to introduce somebody today at event of 100 people at school/church. i siad sure. told what to do. chat a second. then introduce person whos card with name of that person on it. knew them anywhoo. fsu grad. vain lawyer, not very good lawyer from word i hear and a weiner really. i don't like him. but i see him all the time. and will for years to come. so. life goes on. noweheres it say i gotta like everyone int he world i evern seen. i polite ignore his kind. but......
(btw: i was sporting new lid. bougth four at walmart yesterday.)
i hop up on stage and say:
hello, thanks for coming tonight everybody. do you like my new hat?
actually i have four new hats. two of this style and two more.
they were gifts from the hat fairy. you know how i can tell it was a fairy?....
he was wearing fsu sports apparel. you know, the school where you can get a bachelors degree in putting on your make up.
ladies and gentleman, may i introduce Bobs Yobob. (not actual name).
