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RE: Tomorrow.........Is my youngest boy's birthday ... therefore, no
matter the outcomes of any foolsball games, it will be a great day!
I will not even see THE Mississippi State University Bulldogs play the Bummer Crim(p)son Tyde as we will be birthday'ing from 1:00 PM until roughly 5:00 PM. Party and a movie with 10 11-year-olds.
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My wife and her BFF are making their annual pilgrimage to Opry Mills Mall to spend all my money go Christmas shopping.
Fine, right? Wrong. So my 16 year old daughter has a special friend now who happens to be a gender conforming male. So my wife, in her infinite wisdom, has a great idea. The boy should make his first introduction to me (we've been in the same room, but he never approached me as I stared him down from a few feet away). Boy + me + no wife buffer = potential disaster.
I already don't like the boy (because he has male reproductive organs), so if the game goes south...he'll probably get RUNNOFT, my daughter will hate me, and the wife will cut me off.
