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WAR DAMN_EAGLE philosopher chef (98.90.11.64) on 3/4/2015 - 10:58 a.m. says: ( 20 views , 6 likes )

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BREAKING: Mod Mobilian has obtained the full transcript of the meeting between Gov. Bentley, Atty Gen. Strange, and Chief Justice Roy Moore on today's AL Supreme Court same-sex marriage stay:

Moore: Hey! What's all this laying around stuff?

Strange: What the hell we supposed to do, ya moron?

Bentley: War's over, man. Granade dropped the big one.

Moore: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Strange: Germans?

Bentley: Forget it, he's rolling.

Moore: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! Heyyyyyyy...

[Moore runs out then returns]

Moore: What the hell happened to the Alabama I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Brother Roy, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Granade, she's a dead man! Ginsberg, dead! Sotomayorrrrr...

Bentley: Dead! Roy's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Strange: We're just the guys to do it.

Moore: Let's do it!

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