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Most Attractive SEC Football Head Coaches (a Gold Digger's Perspective) Gold Diggers of SEC ?
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Hey ladies! Its that time of year again where us ladies dream about a life with a great SEC coach and evaluate which coaches are the most attractive. Results are in and #Georgia tops the list although ladies cannot resist a little Pink in our life. Close race!
1) Richt - A perfect male specimen. He likes it dawgy style and so do we!
2) Pinkel - We imagine him tickling us pink while drinking wine by a fireplace. A wonderful fantasy.
3) Muschamp - So sad to see him go. He would top our list if he wasn't recently fired. Our hearts melted everytime his baby face was interviewed. Goodbye, luv!
4) Miles - Not only a good looking man, but very playful too! He's the one we role play with at midnight.
5) Sumlin - Our black cowboy. A Texas accent is attractive. What woman can resist chocolate and a Texas accent? Exactly.
6) Saban - Short but powerful. He may lack height, but he knows what he wants and he achieves it! He's probably the dominator...the alpha male.
7) Butch Jones - Sort of a cute boyish face. He would move up this list if he wasn't mad all of the time.
8) Bielema - Where do we start...Coach B is the definition of hot. Cute stubble on his jawline. Passionate about his players. He may be hefty but clearly he's doing something right. Jen seems more than satisfied!
9) Mullen - He came off like a sore loser after he lost to Ole Miss which means he may be high maintenance and overly sensitive. Women don't like sensitive men. We want a man who is emotionally mature. Maybe he'll grow up and movie up the list one day.
10) Derek Mason - Derek is ranked low because he's new. We just need more time to evaluate him. However we like what we physically see!
11) Malzahn - Has a creeper nerd vibe. He's interesting. Could be a psycho ego maniac behind closed doors or a total teddy bear. Not sure anyone should take that chance.
12) Spurrier - We hate to rank him so low but he is old afterall. 20 years ago he would be at the top of the list, but a girl needs more than just money even though money is a huge part of the equation.
13) Mark Stoops - Looks upset. Overweight. Fat face. Do not want.
14) Hugh Freeze - If you discovered that your blind date was in fact the Easter Bunny, would you be excited? What if that Easter Bunny spoke like he walked out of the movie #Mississippi Burning? Case closed.
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He is a 4' 6" walking dick after all.
