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BATJAC1 anonymous snipe artist (143.69.11.114) on 8/27/2014 - 12:57 p.m. says: ( 32 views , 13 likes )

"Here's the problem with carpet monkies"

Edited by Author at 8/27/2014 - 1:06 p.m.

Here’s the problem with carpet monkeys.  When you have Monkeys of Mass Destruction someone is bound to use them and when they use them Mister President, it is an irrevocable decision which rules out human meddling, the Carpet Monkey is terrifying, simple to understand and completely credible and convincing. But if I may speak freely, the bammers and the backwards spellers talk big, but frankly, I think they’re short of know how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a Carpet Monkey like our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Bears Boy, I mean, you take your average bammer, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, look at all them running on the field to get sabears autograph, fat flying everywhere and and they still wouldn't quit.  But our boys, if they’re good, see. I mean, if he's really... sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A bunch of individually placed monkeys, placed by good Auburn men, can do the same amount of damage as a Monkey of Mass Destruction.

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